Ladies and Gentlemen: the President of the USA
Here’s a quick reminder of some important facts about Donald Trump: Ladies & Gentlemen, Please meet the President of the United States: 1. Flew on Epstein’s plane at least seven times. Just friends, I guess. 2. Pleaded the Fifth more than 400 times in a single deposition. Nothing says “innocent” quite like refusing to answer hundreds of questions about your own business. 3. 34 felony convictions. A record most people would call disqualifying. 4. 91 criminal charges. 5. Accused of sexual misconduct or assault by at least 26 women. But sure, tell me again how he’s a great guy. 6. 6 corporate bankruptcies. The self-proclaimed greatest businessman alive somehow keeps running out of money. 7. 5 draft deferments. Funny how the toughest guy in the room never actually showed up for duty. 8. 4 criminal indictments. Not two. Not three. Four. 9. 2 impeachments. A club of exactly one president. 10. 2 of his companies convicted of criminal tax fraud. Convicted. ...